Warning

YO! At first i thought this Eminem vs Mariah/Nick Cannon beef was kind of wack but of course we already know who the winner of that feud was. Em is fuckin sickk and he can definitely put any beat to sleep with his flows. Plus, i've never been much of a Mariah fan post-"Honey" ..she tried to get all pop/freestyle-y and it wasn't really cuttin it for me. I respected her much more during her "My All" days. But anyway..Em went hard with his "The Warning" track and he makes what seem to be pretty clear threats at both Mr. & Mrs. Cannon. Especially when Eminem says about Nick, "You think you ruined by career, you better get one!". Dope! Peep the Mariah adlibs throughout the track, dique her voice. lol pretty clever but, did you expect anything less from the genius? Check it out and follow the [somewhat] lyrics below as you go along: =]




The Warning
by Eminem

Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I'm pissed off
Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick s
Yeah Dre's sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tattoo that's on Nick's back
I'm obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn't expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fu*ck up before I put all them phone calls out you
made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick
When you was on my di*ck and give you somethin to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don't want Nick finding out
You probably think since it's been so long if i had something on you I
woulda did it by now
On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I'm mixing our studio session down and
sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fu*ck I do
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for you too, Nick, you got
You think I'm scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I'ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cu*nt who made
me put up with her psycho ******* over 6 months and only spread her
legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I'm lucky? Tell the public that I was so
ugly that you had to be drunk to me?
Second base? What the fu*ck you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we was dry humping. It's gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don't want me to talk about how I nutted
early cos ejaculated early and bus all over your belly, and you almost
started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you're stomachs
curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I'm embarrassing me, I'm embarrassing you and don't you dare
say it isn't true.
As long as the song's getting airplay I'm dissing you.
I'm a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. This is 32. This is 34 bars. We ain't even a
third of the way through.
*******, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say ”whore”, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like I've been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the
amounts of wine.
Like I sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But it now i'm about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that's a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.

I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn't find on an episode of Cribs
A blubba load ribs (?) so don't go opening your jibs cos every time
you do it's just another load of fibs
I ain't saying this shi*t again, ho. You know what it is.
It's a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I'll release every fuck*ing thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin' to stick two CD's in the same spot
(Slim Shady ?????? I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(It's nothing)
Guess what I'll do?
I'll refresh your memory when you said ”I want you”
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you're cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ******* I do
(I'm Mary Poppins, b)
And I'm Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin' at you
So if you'll still be my (babygirl)
Then I'll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I'm right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I'm movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I'll leave her alone
If she don't (sing this script?) then I'ma just keep goin
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann's saying ”cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!)

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The Intern

I used to read this blog on the daily and the way i found out about it was thru the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. And on that show there was a segment where an Intern would roam the city streets and ask questions to random strangers. That person was Ross "The Intern" Matthews and this guy is hilarioussss. He's super-super flamboyant and amazing and he's a sweetheart and so fricken funny. I came across his blog and would literally read it everyday until the blogging just stopped and i began to forget about the Tonight Show.

And so todayyyyy, I saw him on the Chelsea Lately show on E! and he's still the same old funny guy that i loveeeee and he's on the Insider now with his own segment and he's here on blogspot, too. =]

http://helloross.blogspot.com/

that's the link to his blog and if that's not your kind of thing then check him out on youtube because all his segments are perfectionnnnnn. The best one, to me, was one where he went on a news team and did the weather. If i find the link i'll post it here cuz that shit was amazing, i still can't get over it. & So here's a glimpse of Ross: <3



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IDK, Maybe

I like this woman's flow; it brings back a very nostalgic feeling about childhood and how shit was SO easy back then and we didn't have a care in the world.

Ah, to be young again =]

Espress Yo' Self

Philly was fun ! Minus the waking up early after a rough previous night, listening to Mateo & Martin pretend to make youtube videos (this was actually really funny tho), getting lost for an hour and change, the day was a surprising success!

So many things i loved about philly. The fricken chinese food from a cart, similar to a hotdog cart in the city. That shit was fuckin banana's !!! The lady was maddd quick and the food was good and cheap. The weather definitely cooperated with us and the 4hrs we had to wait didnt even feel that long ..we went to the park, were gunna watch a movie but Martin is such a party pooper! lol just kidding, he was actually a good source of entertainment with his jokes yesterday, i must say. "blue kids playing blue games" lmao priceless, yo.

Then we found a bar and sat outside on idk what street and no one got ID'd [woohoo!] and we definitely got tipsy. Rosa and I probably ordered about half the drink menu but we got tipsy and it made the day that much better + the cheesesteak was bangin, even tho i hardly ate it all cuz i was mad full.

Then we saw Julia !!! and her pops definitely hooked it up with stuff from his bodega..plus i plain and simply missed julia! lol And of course my life sucks so i had to drive back because im an incredibly amazing friend and didn't mind =] lol nah, but i had my ipod and good conversation so all in all it was a fun day and im definitely happy i went and enjoyed myself.

When's the next roadtrip ?! =]

Troublesome

Its incredible how my loyalty to people is so precise and important to me ..that sometimes i let it take over my own happiness and my own well-being. It doesnt seem fair that i always consider other people's feelings, thoughts, emotions before my own. And 9 out of 10 times i end up being penalized for it. I end up being screwed over and hurt. . I put my all into the majority of the relationships i establish: both personal and friendship and my loyalty is always comprimised. It makes me question my habits and makes me doubt my methods. And for that i apologize because if anyone deserves gold--its ME. If anyone deserves to have someone cater to them--its ME. If anyone deserves to be happy --its ME . So im gunna write a quick letter to myself, to apologize for how inconsiderate i was..and how i made the effort to make everyone happy except myself.

Disappointed

I'm disappointed in the ENTIRE male population.

except that papi I met today while waiting at a red light. Mhm ;] but besides him, down with all of them ! lol

@johncmayer

*all my twitterheads will understand the title, lol .

This was my favorite performance of the Memorial Tribute for the King. John Mayer's touching performance ..his guitar genius..the NOT opening of his eyes ..ah, man. This is where the waterworks began for me when i was watching it. AND "Human Nature" is probably one of my top 3 favorite Michael Jackson songs. Overall amazing performance.

I kind of would like to see Prince play this song but maybe in his right mind he believes he too much of an icon himself to play an MJ song. Whatever, lol.

RIP

In Moderation

So can we be adults here? Thanks.
I'm gonna take the time and just announce that i don't believe in casual sex.
Time out: I DO believe in casual sex ..just not casual sex with half the world. That's just sloppy and promiscuous sex and no one really wins in that department.

And so recently Ive had discussions with friends about what theyre beliefs on casual sex is and overall i've gotten the same responses. Many "i mean ...it depends" OR "just once? cool, repeatedly? ..it gets complicated" Of course the responses from two guys was completely different[surprise, surprise] who believe life is all about getting laid & getting paid and they're just squirrel's trying to get a nut [EW, i know]

My personal belief? I think casual sex is cool, to each his own. BUT having sex with one person ..who has sex with multiple other people...is --i think-- not cool. And by me saying "not cool" is me trying to be polite and diplomatic about it. Normally i'd say its disturbing.. but like i said: to each his own. I personally wouldnt want to live a lifestyle that way and in all honesty, i've tried to "let loose" but mentally/physically its just not in my nature or character--doesn't mean the desire, urge, curiousity isn't there, because believe you me, it is. Lol Its simply all about Self Control ;]


I bring this up upon finding out several undercover secrets from one of my past relationships and it makes me angryyy how people could try to manipulate to try and get what they want. It just goes to show how well you think you know someone and how pretty much everything they've ever told you/showed you has been straight bullshit. But you live and you learn. Taking everything with a grain of salt =]

Taking Over

Since coming back from Puerto Rico i've realized that i should enjoy my summers and leave the hard work and stress to the winter/fall months. As much as my finances are being a burden, i need to enjoy my summers! There are too many memories to be made and too many places to go to and i'm allowing time to take over as i play the same monotonous routine and go to work.go for a drink. go to work. go for a drink

FUCK THAT!

i'm definitely planning Miami with the ladies for JP's birthday, Vegas for my cousin's 21st in November, and my brother just told me he's going to Brazil so that might be next on my agenda even tho i wanna go back to DR, wtf! the motherland is calling me and i must respond.

Pa'la proxima =]


p.s. fuck a RedLobster, too

Celebrations

My dear blog, i'm ever so sorry for rejecting you these past few weeks but there's been so much going on. & so many birthdays. which means so many parties..which also means so much booze. which thus leads to me not remembering much and having nothing to blog bout. So technically, my blogging --or lack there of-- isn't really my fault. So i take back my apology because i havent really done anything wrong. Plus, say sorry is a sign of weakness and i am NOT weak.

I may have taken that a little too far.

Anyway ...Puerto Rico was a blasttt! Here's proof :


How amazing does that look? Pretty fuckin' amazing, huh ?!

*sigh*

i miss it and am already planning the next vacay. I need another getaway from the real world. I figure i'll travel the world during my summers and work my ass off during the semester months.

Okay...sooo..really quickly i'm just gonna do a quick run down of all the celebrations. First was Ramoo's bday which was suprisingly madd fun..and i say surpringly only because it started off a bit bumpy at the beginning..had a change of venue, there was a fight, but all in all i had a fuckin blast..

Then it was your majesty herself's birthday =] ME ! and im so happy i chose to go to Porky's because that place was poppin'..everyone got wasteddd and had a blast. even tho there are still no pictures to prove it [Julio's on my shitlist for this reason] ..i had shots thru-out the day, wine with my daddy<3, tequila with my brother. ah, life is good =]

then it was PUERTO RICOO, WOOOOOH!

then last friday was my Chongis Betsy's little shindig at Talay's and that was poppin toooo! i was drunk. at least i say that now bcuz i may or may not have made bad decisions.plus i dont remember shit so technically, i was drunk lol ..she had fun and was wasted lmao. she had her greygoose. some highschool friends came thru..all a blast

Oh shit, pause . Cocobongo's the other night for my Putics' Karina's bday was poppin' toooo! That was a night with the highschool homies whom ive missed.Shout to xenia for making an appearance. i was drunk then too.. Copped a bottle of Georgie with the homie blackrob. Wait that wasn't that day. Nevermind..oh, yeah..i swigged on my man Cuervo, arguadiente, patron, ewww/YUMMMM =]

and this saturday is my SBF's [andrea] 21st celebration so we'll see how that turns out. Hopefully amazing like this entire month has been. GO JULY! woot woot =]

aw, i've missed you blog but have no fear, i'm back =]

Twenty-One

I'm 21.
The world is now my oyster.
I do what i want
when i want to
with whomever i want to
because i'm a Boss &
I'm 21.

Happy Belated to Me =]

Long Live theKing

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